A ship full of gay men wanted to land in Turkey for some fun… but Turkey said ‘No thanks, we’re not into that kind of stuffing!
Turkey banned them, saying their behavior didn’t match ‘moral values.’ Talk about getting the cold Turkey!
They wanted to dock and do some gobbling, but Turkey said ‘No fowl play here — go stuff yourself somewhere else, you jerky bunch!’
What a turkey move by Turkey. The gay cruise to Turkey turned out to be a real turkey of an idea. Only in quirky old Turkey would they ban a boat full of fun.
Source:
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/02/europe/turkey-cruise-lgbtq-american-blocked-intl